sleep....

so i was on myspace looking at pictures (gosh all myspace pictures look alike...facebook pictures are so much more original)

anywhooo...

i noticed how ppl will take pictures with their eyes closed and caption it as "sleep"

NIGGER PLZ!
you kno good and well your not sleep...this is what someone sleeping REALLY looks like.




(l,r) my little sister Jane...and my little sister Sarah...KNOCKED!

rainbow...

does my page look gay??
i realize that the colors are rainbow-ish...but i just like the colors...

so yea if you think it does look gay...then i'm telling you now.

ITS NOT...YOU ARE =P

GO STUPID

So yea I am officially in the Bay! Unfortunately after the long drive up here...5 1/2 hours to be exact...everyone was too tired to do anything...well I wasn't...but my grandma was.

Anywhoooo...tomorrow night I might be going to my first real HYPHY PARTY! yay!...well its not official yet...but pray and keep your fingers crossed for me.

pictures and more text will be coming shortly.

TESTING...

2 more days of this bull!...its almost over thank G-O-D! I can't wait...omg i took the math part today and like totally blanked out. like i didnt remember half that stuff and it sucks because in math class i always get 100% or more on my math test...so it sucks...whatever i know for sure that i atleast got a proficent.

tomorrow is either history or science...either way i'm NOT looking forward to it!

FRIDAY i'm going to san francisco tho...so while im failing my test (knock on wood) i can have something to look forward to =]]

BAD GIRLS CLUB REUNION

wasss CRAZY!

so lets see darleen and "mandrea" got into it...that was not as good as i thought it was going to be. the previews mad it seem like their fight was going to be a lot crazier.

the highlight of the whole 1 hr special was

TANEISHA AND LYRIC

omfg...

so lyric told taneisha "your one cheeseburger away from obesity" lmfao....that was a good one

so yea taneisha and lyric start getting in each others faces.

then they start talking about mothers ....

THEN lyric went wayyyyyy to hard and threatens to put taneisha in a "body bag"...its never that serious

and she told taneisha "ima be in brooklyn" i was like =0

so they escort them off stage...commercial break...blah blah blah

so then jenavecia comes on...she is soo dirty looking

and she has on a shirt under her shirt that says

"CORDELIA SUCKS DICK"

can we say effed up??...i mean its true...cordelia does...or atleast does/has...but still like that was doing too much.

thats why out of all the members of the show, she's not doing anything with her life...and thats why star jones shut her down when she was trying to talk hahahaha!!

anyway...its nice to see that atleast the five girls who were on the show the whole time (taneisha, cordelia, hannah, darleen, and naveen)...changed their ways...or so they say...and are doing something with their lives...and are actually friends. =]

check them out =]]


...flavor of love reunion nxt monday =]...thats gonna be good. i think flav is gonna propose to thing 1 (not the winner...her sister)...lets see if my prediciton is riht

hannah montanna vs. miley cyrus

Ok so Hannah Montanna (the show, her voice, the character, the songs...you get the idea) annoys me. And it seems like everyone from my 8 year old sister, 10 year old cousins and even my...15 year old best friend are like die hard hannah fans. gag me plz. So the other day I'm in the car and kiss fm comes back from comercial...they jump straight into a song no introduction to it or anything. So I'm listening to the song...it was my first time hearing it...so i have this thing where i write the lyrics of the song (if i don't know it) in my phone and then search and download it when i get home. Unfortunately the singer had a pretty thick accent and I couldn't really understand wth they were saying. Then I hear "...MILEY..." I was like no it can't be...hannah montanna...miley cyrus...no...its just my imagination. When I got home I decided to search it anyway and sure enough it was HER!...I love the song...and I seriously can't beleive its HAnnah Montanna...scratch that its Miley Cyrus. So anyway I've come to a realization that I like Mley Cyrus when it doesn't have to deal with disney channel. so Miley Cyrus has my support as a musician...shes gonna need it to, after that whole vanity fair controversy. I heard Disney is dropping her...that sucks.



Here is the song...btw...Its called "See You Again,"

day of the INFERNO

Santa Monica Pier was wayyy too hot..and wayyy too crowded.

NERD DAY

Nerd Day Thursday April 24, 2008...i had too much fun =]

is there a such thing as being too excited??

I didn't think there was before...but now i'm starting to think there is. So my birthday is in 5 months....almost 4. and i'm starting to plan now, I mean this is the big 1-6 so it has to be PERFECT. So i messaged Llyod from night life ent. and was asking him about locations. So he said he would help me, and he called me and was like when is your birthday? so i said september...and he was like "WAT THE HELL!?" i thought it was funny but then i felt kinda stupid lol. i cant help it...I JUST CAN'T WAIT =]]]]

near death experience...

OMG So Saturday night when I should have been at Brandon's kick back (clearing throat...Jessica) my idiot brother tried to get us killed. SO it was like 10:00 and me and my brother were hungry so we decided to go to in-n-out. When we got in the car I noticed this SUV further up the block. It was just in the middle of the street, and the lights were on and someone was at the side talking to the ppl in the car, I guess. So I was like I bet there doing a drug deal and my brother was like calm down no there not. So we got our food and when we came back...the SUV was still in the same spot. So I'm like OMG...and again my brother was like calm down. So we ate our food in the car in front of the house and then my brother was like lets go to blockbuster. SO we left again. we got back like maybe a hr. later and the car was STILL in the same spot. So my brother was like I wanna see what there doing So I was like NO!. SO he pulls up to the car slowly and is like looking in the ppl's car. I was liKE WTF are you doing?? and I hopped my black ass in the back. So he was like there just talking and we pulled off, and then the car pulled off behind us. =0 and then we turned, and the car turned behind us. SO i'm laying down in the backseat because I told my brother he was a retard and was gonna get us Shot. But then the car turned on the freeway and my brother was like "see there's nothing to worry about" even though he was scared to. *BIG SIGH* So we pull up to the house and park and this car creeps up to the side of our car and like looks at us and then drives up, reverses and then comes back to the side of us and the ppl in the car are just staring at us. I'm bout ready to piss my effing pants...NO LIE. and i'm like u dumass y would u drive past that car and look at them. so the car w/ the ppl looking at us drives up the block and like turns to come back towards us. we got out the car so fast and hauled ass into the hosue lmao. My bother left the lights in the car on and everything. So were by the door and the ppl in the car keep looking in our car. so finally it drove off...and we didnt get shot. thank God! but omg i was scared shit less.

DAMAGED

WTH is my arm??

Barbie dolls+8 year olds=very disturbing

So today, I happened to look at my 8 year old sisters barbie dolls. She has a BIG box, FULL of dolls and clothes and furniture, etc. Anyway I'm looking through and everything looked normal...random doll head here, random foot there (bratz dolls), barbie clothes all over. Then I noticed that a few of the dolls were naked...then I noticed a few more were naked...and a few more...and a few more. All of her dolls (girls and boys) were naked...except for one...but she was dressed like a hoe so she might as well have been naked. I was like wow! =0...wth does she have these dolls doing. I didn't have my dolls "doing it" with each other untill I was like 10. But kids these days are maturing so much faster. I guess its time to talk to little Jane about the birds and the bees and the flowers in the trees =]

vintage bugs

So yea for years my dad has been trying to get me into classic cars...he's a HUGE fan of them. They just never appealed to me...UNTILL, dun dun dunnnnnn....i fell in love with the volkswagen bugs...the vintage ones. They are so pretty when they are taken care of...plus you don't see as many of them as you do the newer models. I'm all for being different so I really like them. The only flaws I've come up with for them are...
1) No power windows or locks =[
2) No ac...or atleast I don't think they have them
3)Not a lot of room
4) THEY ARE LOUD AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT!

but whatever I really want one so I guess I'll just have to get used to manually rolling down windows, telling lazy black ppl that they either better catch the bus or walk to where ever they're trying to go, and turning up the volume on my music really loud so I don't hear the noise of the car.

I can't wait untill my birthday (5 more months)...and I'm gonna have my bug =]]]]]]]]]]]