cheater cheater pumpkin eater

SO this morning when my brother came to pick up my sister Lauren for her internship he came bearing gifts. He came with what my dad told him were Lauren's clothes...some BIG, UGLY, shorts with some even uglier Nine West heels...They were two of the ugliest effing articles of clothing i've ever seen. But then me and Lauren got to thinking...the clothes weren't hers...and the def. weren't mines...so whose were they??...Obviously some lady (a very unfashionable lady) left them at his house. SMH!...but thats not the worst part...if her pants AND her shoes were left at my dads house...then WTF was she wearing when she left???...OH THE SCANDOL